Re: Corrupt the wish.

[Razor Devil]

Granted, you become black, tall, and pwn in basketball, but Yao Ming mistakes you for Shaq and makes mince meat out of you (figuratively of course) in front of the crowd and you get booed out of the stadium where a former fan slowly decapitates you with a blunt knife.

I wish that I was better at New Super Mari Bros Wii.

[purgertheevil]

Granted, you became pro at the game, but the New Super Mari Bros Wii, became out of date the next day, and people call you sad, and you felt sad and suicided, by strangling yourself with a wii controller. I've gotta say the 'death' of yours is truly sad.

I wish Animations3 was an invincible ninja

[Tiny_plaid_ninjas]

Just wondering, why would you wish that?
But anyways...
Animations3 becomes an invincible ninja, but doesn't like it, so goes on a bloody rampage, destroying whole cities (and you) and is so unstoppable, he destroys the world and stuff. Awesome!
I wish Razor devil was attacked by an angry tree.

[Razor Devil]

Granted, Razor Devil gets attacked by an angry tree but Animations3 appears out of nowhere and destroys the tree. Razor Devil befriends him by giving him cheese and they live happily ever after (not as a couple of course).

I wish that purgertheevil bought Dawn of War II.

[purgertheevil]

Granted, but purgertheevil became so frustrated with dawn of war 2, and pathed his life of becoming a ninja, and became an awesome guy and owned animation3 in a ninja battle.

I wish catseye626 stopped talking about Private Aleen's death and how funny it is..........

[animations3]

But it is funny...
Anyway:
Granted, catseye 626 stops talking about Private Allen's death, but starts talkng about the level "No Russian". You eventually become so depressed with civilians being killed that you decide to shoot yourself with a Predator Missile.

[Tiny_plaid_ninjas]

You didn't post a wish you jerk! So I'll make one up for you.
You can connect to the internet again, and the millions of hackers that were waiting for you suddenly attack your computer and make it asplode.

I wish Jay unbanned Deesugod (why was he banned?)

[catseye626]

Granted. Jay unbans Deesugod and Deesugod once again goes on a spree of posting lewd songs and lyrics and spamming.

I wish Modern Warfare 2 was less...complicated (too many challenges and attachments)

[Razor Devil]

Granted, Modern Warfare 2 becomes less complicated but then it turns into a side scrolling shooter game (like Wolfenstein)

I wish that there was such thing as an accurate awesome meter.

[purgertheevil]

Granted you find out how unawesome you were on the awesome meter, and you were so sad, that you choked yourself with cheeseburgers( This is meant to be a suicide)

I wish Chicago Bulls beat Miami Heat

[SimplyPro]

Granted, Chicago Bulls beat Miami Heat, but all the players in Chicago Bulls were found to be on steroids. Instantly disqualified, they lost their career name.

I wish I didn't lag.

[Razor Devil]

Granted, you don't lag but you become so unlaggy that your ping goes into the negative which disrupts the space time continuum and makes everyone else laggy, which essentially means that you're the one lagging.

Now that was confusing wasn't it?

I wish the forum activity picked up again.

[purgertheevil]

Granted, the forum activity was so active, it made the website system overload.

I wish Razor Devil got a killstreak in halo 3.

[SimplyPro]

Granted, Razor Devil got a 100 killstreak but suddenly the game ended because the servers crashed.

I wish the next person to post would be...animations3!